Some of them want to use you.

Some of them want to use you. Truer words never spoken. Enter Mark Fontes. Our whole relationship was built on a monumental lie. He only made me a part of his life because he thought it would get him closer to my best friend. My best friend is a local, and well loved celebrity. I really didn't want to believe that at first but there it was. I accept it. I can move on. It didn't kill me. It made me stronger. This is the 3rd time this has happened to me. It will NEVER. HAPPEN. AGAIN.

I refuse to let it bother me anymore. I'm talking about a person who is still on friendly terms with a person he thinks smashed him in the head with a baseball bat and almost killed him. LUNACY! One of my dear friends, after hearing this story, christened Mark 'Whiffle Ball Head.' Yes, it's cruel, but trust me, it's deadly accurate and he's a viper, so he deserves it fully.

But back to Mark, AKA Whiffle Ball Head... He's also friends with a fat, ugly, gorilla faced bitch called Gloria. Gloria is a VERY unattractive 50 year old hag, that wears a cheap-ass blue wig, and is in love with Mark. A 26 year old GAY MAN! Mark, personally, said to me, 'Nothing is ever going to happen between me and Gloria The Gorilla.' Pity she isn't aware of this.

So sad the way she cleans his apartment and does his laundry... Meanwhile her sick and aged mother, with dementia, sits at home in a filthy apartment that reeks of urine. She also has a 70 year old uncle who is HIV+ that she could be doing things for, but does she? Oh no. She's a selfish lowlife piece of trash with a head that looks like a Brillo pad.

Mark, because of the brain injury, needs to have counselors, from New York State, come visit him twice a week. Neither of them want Gloria there because they say she is detrimental to his well-being. Well 'DUH!' Gloria refers to the counselors as 'those cunts' and thinks that they want to keep her away from Mark because they want to have sex with him. Let's take a look at Mark, shall we?

Mark looks like a cross between Don Knotts and Eddie Munster. He has ears that rival Prince Charles's in their size, he has huge dark circles under his beady, sneaky little eyes, he has the brain injury, and he smokes a ton of pot a day and is totally out of it because of that. He has a caved in chest and love handles that make his shape look womanly. Yeah, he's a real catch all right! Well, for Gloria he might be if he weren't A BIG OLE HOMO!

Where am I going with this? Right, Whiffle Ball Head - no good, stupid piece of shit that needs to drop dead because all he'll ever amount to is a huge burden to the state of New York. Send the bitch back out to Tucson in a body bag and let the vultures feed of his scraggy, worthless carcass. Done with him.

Send Gloria out there too. The vultures will feed off of those ginormous, sagging breasts for months to come.

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